I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hour but now I love sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
im laughing so hard
|Me:||Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.|
|Spider:||Omg man I didn't see you there.|
|Spider:||Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.|
|Me:||Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.|
|Spider:||Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.|
|Me:||So...can I get out now?|
|Spider:||Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.|
|Me:||Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?|
|Spider:||Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.|