a-greek-goddess:

He loves cats, man.

(Source: matafari, via inlovewithavulcan)







the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hour but now I love sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

(via s0ngf0rth3br0k3n)




chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

(via turmanblack)




erinariana:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

OH MAN. 

another good recommendation is anne rices’ sleeping beauty. 




flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via long-hugs-good-drugs)







phoenix-fires:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

im laughing so hard

(via doodlesaur)







mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

(via horr0r-in-your-eyes)






sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.



kyssthis16:

serenading-solitude:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!

More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins

HOLY MOLY

FUCKIN SHIT!

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)